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 29.10.2012
Yesterday, his girlfriend picked flowers, knowing that she loves the living and uncut-taken in a pot. The Home Dialogue:
I am a baby, hello. This is for you!
D: Fuck, I don’t like when flowers die!
I: So is he in the pot...?! to
D: He wants me to kill you!
I :...
The Cactus! I have to give cactus.
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