We go into the office with my mother and make a gift for the apartment. I am an uncle of 102 kg, height of 183, not a gift.
Woman at the table: So here are Ivanova Anna Petrovna, Ivanov Sergey Nikolaevich...
I: Yes
A woman putting some (not important) paper on the table: Who of you Anna Petrovna, sign...

...I approached and took the pen – I was offended, screaming...