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 17.11.2012
111, so call him to you.)
Mom, this guy we met on the internet three days ago, he is 7 years older than me, and in the questionnaire he wrote that he loves hardcore and breasts. Today he has no place to sleep because he broke up with a girlfriend and she drove him out of the house. Can he sleep in my room one night?"
222: And she is like this: "Yes-yes, of course, sweet, only the couch do not stumble" xDD
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