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 21.11.2012
Excerpts from the actual vacancy of the assistant manager:...Work ahead: anticipating the needs of the manager, reading between the lines, understanding everything without unnecessary questions, the ability to foresee the development of events, which means being able to prevent many problems...· Control and coordination (meetings, projects, everything that the manager orders)... · Execution of orders from business and everyday life... Assistance and accompaniment of the manager on all commercial issues and journeys. High technical literacy in office equipment and means of communication and communication... Ability to adapt to the rapidly changing conditions of the business environment (!...presentable appearance, type of character choleric (!), service (!!Good diction, the ability to arrange affairs in order of priority... Unregulated working hours. Always be next to the boss, vacation only in autumn. The opportunity to get an invaluable (!!!) Experience in our company. During working hours, the use of personal telephone is prohibited. Possible bonuses: payment for GSM, a fitness subscription. by Finn. Support for hobby staff.
And they say that they have abolished the right of serfdom.
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