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 28.11.2012
XXX: I heard, Lenka on the diet!)
YYY: Again is it? Three to five days and everything is new.
XXX is not. This time the point will lose weight, she is serious.
YYY: What did you get?
I went with her on the street yesterday. We pass by the macdaka, she stops, pulls the air loudly with her nose and says so loudly - "Our way is blocked by dark magic!"!", then a pause and - "But the will of the templar is stronger than her!!!", takes my hand and pulls me out of there.)
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