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 01.12.2012
Q: I dreamed today that you and I were dancing waltz in a huge hall with marble columns, thousands of candles were lit around, and the music was flowing out of nowhere.
Hm... And what next?
Q: And then the Marsians arrived, I took my two-handed sword and crushed them in cabbage, then by ventilation got into their main ship and destroyed the central computer of the navigation hub and they flew straight into the sun.
D: And what about me?? to
Q: And you saved me, I saved the planet
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