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 04.12.2012
At the meeting, we talked about the New Year. Various options were discussed. Just make a cup of tea, or come up with something more interesting. Someone recalled how a few years ago they and their parents arranged a New Year’s quest for their children. The idea is simple. Santa with a bag of gifts on the way to the children lost. And you need to find him under the leadership of the Snowmen. For what in different, completely unexpected places, envelopes with tasks are left, performing which children gradually approach the puzzle.

And here is a crowd of naked first-class girls, excited by the guard, wearing around the surroundings, from task to task. A bag of gifts! The parents are no longer following them, Snow White is back too, the evening, the private sector, empty streets... And here in the face of this crazy beekeeper roy comes a police officer unconscious of the scenario.

The collective childhood mind is powerful.
Spaniards shouting “Uncle a police officer!” “Uncle a policeman!” surrounded by a military officer.
Did you see Santa Claus with a bag of gifts?! to
Rejoicing that the punitive teenage squad today came out not to his soul, the police officer wipes out the cold sweat and points back.
I saw! There, in the corner. Just just!
The crowd shouted “Urrrrra!!!” Standing behind the corner.
There is no Santa at the corner.
But in the bushes is unexpectedly found a huge red bag full of gifts.
The task accomplished!

And here are the parents, and meet them on the street, with screams and slander, a crowd rushes, carrying a huge bag. And then a man is carried, with a beard, in a coat, and a rough ory.
Stand up!! To whom I speak! I am not your Santa!! to
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