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 04.12.2012
YYY: Well and how?
XXX: Imagine you are a married man. You have a son.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is here. After a while, you will find out that you did not actually have a son, but a daughter!
YYY: How is it?
XXX: Do not be distracted. You cannot ask your wife about this because she died at birth. In the maternity, you find out that it really is not your son, there was a mistake. It’s like finding out why you’re going to the woman who took your daughter. She turns out to have no husband (she is a single mother), and moreover it turns out to be the same girl you accidentally slept with when you were on a business trip. So there is a possibility that it is actually your son.
YYY:...
xxx: and then you find the sms on the phone of the wife from which you learn that she had a lover, and that it is most likely his daughter... And also you call the aunt and says: I know, we are with you in a bad relationship, but I consider it my duty to say that at the funeral in the grave was my daughter, but not your wife...", throws the phone and does not respond to the calls... and then the phone of the wife, on which it is lit: "My second", you have not had time to take it, and when calling back "the subscriber is not available";.
YYY: Something I’ve confused... Okay, what next?
XXX: Fuck you now!
YYY: Hey...
XXX: This is about the same and I feel like the code is waking me up...
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