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 05.12.2012
0 (13:57) :
And he said that you’re not just doing that 😉
1 (13:57) :
Of course not - he still chases me for beer, washes the floor of my house, washes my socks with stinking holes.
If he does not listen, then I am his winner.
Don’t worry, I’m not offending him.
He has three foods.
Monday Wednesday Friday
0 to 13:59)
Fuck, and I didn’t praise you so long ago, I said what you’re all nuts...and you Eva how it suffered)))))))
and 1 (13:59) :
On holidays he can watch me drink compot.
For the new year, I allow him to listen to the TV working in the neighboring room.
We do not throw away the tree; we make a salad from it and it feeds it until Easter.
0 to 14:02) :
That’s why he calls you shit and not just....))))))I would kill you at all))
1 (14:02) :
On Easter he goes to the cemetery on the tombs to gather the slugs, and we brotherly divide them:
sweets and cakes for me, fantasies and boxes for him
0 to 14:03) :
)))))))))))))))))
1 (14:03) :
He collects fantasies and boxes because he has a dream.
He wants to build an airplane and fly away from me.
Fucking Mother
I wildly apologize.
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