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 06.12.2012
Do not laugh at the end of the world!
I sit here at the party at home (Msk) drink a beer and watch the news on the box. There is a story about people who buy salt and light bulbs, waiting for the end of the world, and, in short, everything about it. over some other grandmother, I strained straight in the voice. All of it! The telephone itself. The wife was just in the bathroom bathing and let go from there, I thought I was such a joke.. and I could not even get to her right away, you can't see them! It quickly turned out that there was no light in the whole house, and only in our, 14 floors, 3 entrances. Well, here began... the search in the darkness of candles, light bulbs and lamps... the device of romantic illumination throughout the house. The beauty! But the Nifiga! After 5 minutes the hot water ended. After 15 minutes it became clear that the batteries are cooling (everything on individual pumps works!) The elevators stand by themselves. It also quickly lost its importance. We have nowhere to go! And the light does not all include... oh! The refrigerator flow! This is where we realized what the “end of the world” is in the modern world! Honestly, I felt absolutely helpless. P.s The lights came only at 5 a.m.
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