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 07.12.2012
Now in the pool I saw what the legends were telling about... It was a grandmother. It was not just huge. She was just immense – her waist range was two meters, or even two and a half!!! I even thought that if you take measurements with it on a suit, then for measurements you will have to use not even a centimeter but a construction roulette, as if you were measuring the perimeter of the building. She was so huge that I swear that if a little bit of a grandmother passes by, she will be captured by her gravitational field!!! What happened...
It came... It was another huge grandmother. When each of the following dive into the pool, all the floaters felt the force of the displacement.
First they were swimming separately, and then it happened... At some point I saw them swim blinking together—one tried to grasp their hands and the other dribbled their rear limbs. And I understood what happened... When two heavenly bodies of sufficient size meet at a certain angle and at a certain distance and speed, they capture each other with their gravitational field and form a dual system, which happened. The rest of the time they were swimming and walking only together.
And then came the third...I thank the gods and eternal magic for not going to swim with them. I even suggested that if all three are in close proximity, the force of attraction will overcome the internal pressure and they will merge to form a black hole.
I’ve gotten a bit short there.)
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