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 08.12.2012
My boyfriend is going to the sea. He left for Brazil for five months, and now he has to come back. I have prepared a delicious dinner, cleaned up the house, waiting for him to call and tell him that he is already at the airport to meet me.
At home it was cold, so she made herself a warm coat, slept under her sweater, put on her stomach, and fell asleep.

I woke up from the cry of the faithful (I have already arrived). He talked to someone on the phone.
– Throw it, and Polka didn’t tell me that she was pregnant! – Fuck, how can’t you understand if she has a huge bubble!

I cried for a long time, clapping myself on the hot spot)))

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