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 09.12.2012
Somewhere in a simple Peter’s apartment.
xxx:(01:55) OMG, you can't imagine that I now experienced..such an adrenaline release..such a horror..Sister's cat dropped the terrarium with cockroaches and, of course, the cockroaches did run away..I shouted (I fear them, rather I don't tolerate the touch of their legs..be-e-e..worms on the skin)hunted them..when I covered them with all the cups that got under the hand, I thought for a long time how to transplant them into the terrarium.I laid the leaves under the glass to move and then sharply dropped them into the terrarium of cockroaches, so they cling to their legs behind this sheet..I asked them to cut them off and cry myself..this was terrible..The most terrible thing would be
xxx:(02:34)aaaaah... I missed the calculation...one bastard jumped out of the closet and broke into the kitchen.
yyy:(02:34) run away!!!!!! to
xxx:(02:35)It’s you the cockroach or me... hi-hi))))
yyy:(02:37) to you))
xxx:(02:39)no, I’m better on the chair while I sit...I put a glass on it, so it won’t fall away...I hope it’s still the last...
yyy:(02:40) hold on to it!! to
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