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 12.12.2012
Letter from our Technical Director to a lawyer:

Hi Katherine!

How are you dealing? Is it all well??? How is your cat?

I wanted to wish you all the best on this beautiful day - Monday 31 October... year 2011....from Christmas.

Here we are at work... remember. Such an unpainted building. In the nearest suburb of Moscow, there are two such masonry devices. (in female - "such incomprehensible things") they respond to the nickname "charge lifts"...

So, some remarkable and sensitive people, who these are the most incomprehensible things we installed in the building (with a delay in only two Great Posts) want some incomprehensible money (i.e. the red people, or the fifths). What I’ve been borrowed is no worse...

And you, Catherine (Light Red Virgin!!) Tearfully and not once, during our common meals and influences... promised to help me in the settlements with these gentle and sensitive people, arguing all this with the words "g. but question".... I have never... I was struck by “unintelligible things.”

Please do not abandon us to the fate.

A copy of this message, by the will of fate, is forced to send the Tsar-Batyushka to the village of Tsar-Grad "Lotta", so that he from the height of 44,3 arshins (no... 9th floor) contributed to your speed, health and awareness.

They did not execute, but they cared for Svet-Ekaterina-The Wise-of the Family of Lawyers.

The head beats...
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