Reminded of the old story, when a man bought a guira when he was in command, and he was lazy to carry 16 kg by train home, he sent it to himself by post.
From Russia to Russia. This is the post of Russia.

He was informed that the mail had arrived in a damaged condition. He was very surprised, WHAT can be done with 16 kg of giraffes?! 8 ( )

Gary broke his pen.
So he got her. The pen separately, the ball separately. and :)