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 12.12.2012
xxx: I wake up at night sleepy, the cat wants to play at night looking, I think well, let go for a walk. Going to the door. He opened the window vertically to ventilate (the flowers prevent it from opening completely), through the top he swallowed it. I see — that’s not the case, he didn’t change his position after I swallowed him — his legs back up, his mouth down, and he’s silent, looking at the floor. I push him, I push him, I think he might jump from a height of half a meter.
Then I noticed the mosquito net.
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