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 15.12.2012
X: Do you know how millimeters are measured?
Y: in the sense?
X: Here I went to the store for her... and she was on the meter.
X: I thought they would take the metro line and measure me 5 meters.
X: and the cells began to count... my patience was only 3 meters long.
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