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 17.12.2012
On November 30, 2000, "Sergeant Fletcher" called the manager of "McDonald's" from another Kentucky town of Letchfield: allegedly at the moment in her restaurant is a dangerous sexual offender. Police need to be arrested at the time of the sexual assault. The manager has to help the authorities and act as a “manicure.” The “Policeman” ordered her to show all kinds of female signs of attention to a lonely man aged 35-40, and then lure him into the office, shut up and dress off. At this point, the substrate will be covered. There was a lonely man by the window. Not deprived of the female merits, the manager began to cuddle with the visitor. Word for word – and he was in her office. Then followed a flash striptease, a scene of seduction and... accidental sex. The manager was too interested in the role. There was no rush, and satisfied with such a high quality of service at “McDonald’s” the “sex-maniac” went on.
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