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 18.12.2012
Constantine is
I generally like to explain incomprehensible things to people, the most crestomatic example. I told my colleague at the institute before the history exam that Prince Vsevolod the Great Nest was so nicknamed because he had a large broken beard – a huge beard like that. This is a nest! But it’t be so funny when a friend (and he’s really dumb) asked "A whose
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Anastasia
You are shit, you know that?
by 21:42:34

Constantine is
Why is it not?"
by 21:42:34

Constantine is
Well, I told you that when the prince ate, there were crumbs left in his beard, and there was a case when he fell asleep in the basement, well, you understand, with his beard up, so to say...
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Anastasia
The Heat
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Constantine is
And the birds sat on their beards and began to knit the little ones, and the wolves saw in this a good sign. Here is!
And he told this beautiful version at the exam as his crown - with all the details. I haven’t seen a member of the Academy of Sciences cry before or after.
by 21:44:48

Anastasia
The bone...
by 21:44:49

Constantine is
he, unlike my friend, was not a dude, and at first interrogated with a very serious face))))
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