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 19.12.2012
C is Hi! Find out which printer is best for printing photos.
I: Take a laser, color can be taken for 5 thousand
C: Expensive, you can a jet with banks with paint.
And: With the drums, a whole dirt - you will hang the banks on the dropper stand, clamp the pipes, get confused, get filled, everything will be poured out on the floor, the walls and on you, there will be a short switch, it will burn - you will start to run and roar the burning apartment trying to extinguish the floor and ceiling on the walls, you will suffocate the cat, dog, batya, you will defile all the walls - in the end you will jump out of the window and rush on the sharp fence. Thieves are evil.
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