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 20.12.2012
About the news "In Krasnoyarsk will set up its own production of foldable chairs", "...This development was awarded a grant in the amount of 50 thousand rubles from the Regional Science Foundation and a diploma of the winner of the competition of rationalizers and inventors - 2012 from the hands of i.o. Minister of Innovation and Investment..."
F-1: radio stations made, satellite communications installations, already at that time almost artificial - intelligent systems, it is impossible to intercept. I remember the systems of the Screen, Orbit, on the Uazics regimental Cedras...they had a test site in the Zverossovhoze, the antenna will be stretched - will be turned on - in the radius of 500 meters, the couslics started singing in bass.
Vit: It has passed. There was not so much spirituality. And now electric chairs, although this is a very useful thing.
F-1 spiral car: now real, like idiots, nanotubes are delighted... 18th century in industry! that is. She was almost killed.
Apocalipsys Time 21/12/2012: The Ministry of Investment and Innovation has completely dropped to the production of foldable chairs and gives it a super remarkable achievement?
The idiots! Pull the Ministry in the neck!
Where are the factories?
Source: http://bash.im
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