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 22.12.2012
xxx: I accept orders for the New Year's tree: eat your fish, kiss your neighbor's cat, explain to the local Tajiks the basics of the Muslim faith, put under the New Year's tree in the presence of the police (at least three pieces), legitimize the relationship of your life companion with cheap prostitutes,
XXX: at the same price
Yyy: So I would have written: Tamada’s services. What is out)
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