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 28.12.2012
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08.08.2012 parish at 8-01 was late due to the fact that there was no hot water to wash and had to boil the water, which took more time than expected. Since the body did not rebuild in the absence of hot water, the situation repeated several times.
03.09.2012 parish at 08-19 delay due to the driver of the bus. When I realized that I was late to work because of traffic jams, I was decided to get out of the bus halfway and walk. Since the driver of the bus was in the 2nd row he refused to open the door so I went out referring to the violation of the PDD if he did in a way that entails a fine.
On September 6, 2012, the parish at 08-12 was late due to the fact that it misestimated the distance from home to work and its physical capabilities. I went on foot not to get into a similar situation since 03.09.2012.
On September 14, 2012, at 10-13 a.m., the parish rallied herself all morning for sleeping and not hearing the alarm! Since I live alone (mother went for treatment) to wake up no one.
18.09.2012 parish at 08-06 late since the guys stopped and asked to smoke, assessing the number and physical data of these guys I decided to give a cigarette and answer a few questions. I think I made the right decision.
20.09.2012 parish at 08-12 late due to lack of money on the eve of wages. Since cooking is not my cocktail, I ate a fast cooking snack because of which my stomach got sick.
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