Verblood and needle ear

Recently, we have faced the need to carry the camel through the needle ear. We caught the smallest camel, but even the smallest specimen is too big for a needle ear. Then geneticists for a good investment brought a new camel. of small. Less than a calf. But again, you understand yourself, and with these dimensions in the needle ear do not confront. The geneticists expected further miracles, but having mastered the money, they abandoned miracles.
Then the mechanics took over the matter, and led the development in terms of increasing the needle ear. First they made it ten centimeters, then thirty, and finally a meter.
Can you imagine a needle with a metric ear? It is impossible to use such a needle, it will not slip into the button, even a hole in the pants will not be sewn. However, this was exactly what was required for the report on the spent cap investments.
And here on the square with the massive crowd, a small camel easily passed through a huge needle ear. There was noise all over the world.
Our camel passed through the needle ear. We shouted joyfully.
From that time on, all camels are small, and all needles are giant. Both of them are completely useless, but this is a little thing that is not to be talked about.