A friend-student working in a private clinic, an assistant dentist, told a story))
Their corporate clinic in the restaurant is noted by someone, of the men - he, the gender and another uncle, the rest - aunt from 40. In short, it turned out that the friend of the chatter broke, 2 times called for a dance colleague of 45 years (which, as it turned out, in a divorce). Then, when everyone has already drank normally and begins to break up, he rolls to her and asks with a gentle voice:
“Ludmila, what are you doing on Sunday?
She is so shy, then she smiles and answers:
No, but do you have any plans?
Honestly, can you replace me?
She says when she reached her alcohol-fed brain, her face had to be seen! :D