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 31.12.2012
(Friend meets with a girl older than him, he is 24, he is 34; we discuss gifts on NG)

Masha ordered me an AC/DC album with some ancient album, I recorded, unfortunately I don’t remember. The record is vinyl. But no matter - does anyone have an ack on these fucking ones?
Filatov: Oh wow, is she a fan of pathetons?
July: and a set of needles on the Zinger sewing machine?
Are you starting again?
The Romance of Pythagoras? by Facepalm
Do you want a record with Verdinsky as a bonus? It is ?
Filatov: on 14 February - DVD with the best films of Faith Cold
Filatov: on March 8 - the pager, along with the pager company, who else to serve?
Autograph of Faina Ranevskaya
Filatov: second anniversary - a set of slides from the 17th Party Congress,
Filatov: with comments Kirov
Romance is all? Has the joke ended?
Filatov: yes-s, the struggle
Pashka: release us, slaves of your sins =((
Now go to bed, she gives me silver. The Tea. All of you!
Filatov: Well... what... say, and you’re chewing hard food for her?
Go to Rome, Vitaly
Filatov:... we go away :-)
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