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 08.01.2013
Oh, this modernity is so boring, you know! I’ll fix the streaming drive on my time machine and go straight into the 14th century, into the wild Weps forests!
YYY: What are you! This is so low culture! No theaters, no vodevils, even (God you are my!!) No... The water clothes! What is the anti-health? You risk getting infected with the plague and die!! Don’t break the hearts of the ladies you love.
xxx: Right, young lady, you say so that you can think that these same ladies are following me in guard regiments.
YYY: Oh, if ladies were serving in the guard... I think it would be unpleasant for you if there was a young lady next to you, who ORAL: Give, fuck you, drive the copts faster, otherwise I will take you to life and keep you with my own hand!!! What a man!! The ass is like a coconut...so it wants to be lost!! How long do you stand for a night? In the same spirit...
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