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 09.01.2013
Who will put the baby to sleep today?
She: I will sleep with him!
You will not fall asleep! I go swimming and you think about sex.
She is AAA! I will fall asleep in sweet dreams.
If you fall asleep, you will have rough sex, and if you don’t fall asleep, you will have gentle sex.
She: That is, those sleeping me, are you just brutally raping?
He is: No! I will rape her brutally, and you will rape me brutally for that!! to
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