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 10.01.2013
with Christmas

You’ll think – the lever turned and said two words, things for a penny, but at the right time and in the right place and these small efforts for someone can turn into a little Christmas miracle.
My wife and I were on the subway today.
At six o’clock in the evening, the feast was approaching, and the people were somewhat dull and cloudy. Probably underground and underground.
At the next station to our first wagon from a distance went a girl with two heavy bags, and of course did not have time, the doors closed long before her.
The girl stopped, dropped her bags on the perron, looked at the clock and barely holding back and breathing hard, covered her face with her palm.
And then, suddenly the door opened again and surprised late, picking up the bags, the bullet flew into the car.
They went.
A winged girl, well, very much wanted to thank her savior, she approached the deaf white wall, behind which the machinery was, slapped her and silently knocked three times.
Suddenly a loud voice came out from the speakers: “To health! Everyone with Christmas coming!

The underground mood immediately passed away, our whole wagon immediately bloomed and replied to the white wall with a disorderly choir: "Thank you and you!“!”
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