So about the cat :)
For almost 7 years, our red hates on linoleum in the kitchen. This is due, as it turned out, not to the health of the cat, but to the warming. As soon as the temperature rises by 5 degrees - the cat cries. Actually, the puzzles of various kinds to give out all tired and gathered on the fact that thank you, not on the bed, not on the carpet, but on the linoleum and in the same place. Wind and beauty. But one day, an epic happened.
I went into the kitchen and he just finished. He saw me. I understood everything. Eyes in the eye for a minute.
– What is it? – I asked desperately.
The cat, without taking his eyes away, smoothly took a step back and slowly descended with the mouth on a bunch. I hid it, shit. And continues to watch.
I lasted for five minutes and then left crying from laughter. The cat was washing all day.