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 12.01.2013
Maria: Short, washed, I come to the yard. He struck a strange car. In two hours, they call me, tell me, take off the car, I have to go. Okay, I go out like that. I pulled the driver’s door – Nikuya. It’s frozen, okay, we’re going through the passenger. Fuck, she’s frozen too. The man, who was struck, pulled for five minutes and eventually opened the driver's license.

And today I am driving on the ring, the passenger door has frozen from the oven. And yesterday you can see, when she dragged, she was only on the frost and held. In short, my passenger door opened at the turn.
Thankfully no one was on the side.
What time do you want to come to you tonight?
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