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 14.01.2013
Ginger ‎(11:15)
In the night from Saturday to Sunday, an unknown man broke the lock of the front door, entered the apartment of a businessman and stole two wristwatches worth a total of 2 million rubles, male clothes worth 1 million rubles and a cat of the Bengal breed worth 120 thousand rubles. Ruby was to the police.
I fucking
Fuck to Fuck
of the diamonds?
I have 5 years to work.
Ka ‎(11:18)
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck for what
Ginger ‎(11:18)
The cat is to blame for everything.
He broke everything.
Ka ‎(11:24):
Well, yes, who else could know that the watch and clothes for 3 lamas, well, and an alibi to myself - I found myself not on the washing machine, I crushed for 100 strings, I dropped myself with the kidnapped, and I was also sorted off.
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