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 19.01.2013
• Last year I went to work in the depths of the Moscow region.

After doing all the things I was going to go back. I don't like the electric car, but from this hole in another way could not get back to Moscow. I went in, I went to the local station, there, just to the left of the center of the hall, I saw the box office, I approached. There were 20 people in the room. For a small station it seemed to be a lot of sitting. Well I approach the box office and bowing up loudly and clearly (to not question) I say to her: "One ticket to Moscow, to the nearest." She looks at me like an idiot...the people around me began to rust, I stuck in the same posture, with an outraged look again asking for a ticket to Moscow. ... suddenly a man comes to me from behind and says that this is of course the box office, but only to the toilet and the toilet I am unlikely to get far )))), and the box office to Moscow outside the building on the end. I went out generally I was ashamed and could not catch up, this is why the toilet box was placed inside the station, and the usual was thrown on the back. When I sat down on the electric car, a few people around me laughed, apparently those from the station.
10.01.13 14:59 mahach007
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