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 19.01.2013
XHH: I watched this movie yesterday, and I see this picture:
Sitting, therefore, Mother Nature, who has grown out for a couple of centuries, thinks about how to patch a flea on an extra leg.
He thinks, he thinks, suddenly by the edge of his eye he notices something, the whole world is blinking red.
HH: What kind of shit?
Damn, I’ve been distracted for a moment, and people have seen so many things! Millions of years of cold! Even the rees eaten a breakthrough - I also have a promising development, go, you go.
XHH: It cries on people, and the hand to delete stretches...
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