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 19.01.2013
XXX: Are you aware of the new anti-alcohol legislation?
xxx: the shorter we have a store in the city, and its owner like a chip, installed there type of bar - new shelves under the color of a tree for strong drinks, a small bar stand, next to all kinds of glasses, tubes, etc., hanging a certificate or permission to trade strong alcoholic beverages with 22, and by the way this store still remained ordinary food.
xxx: so, I’m standing there, and he approaches the vendor, says, “Give me a bottle of Cooler.” What the seller answers: "Beer is not possible, you can only vodka or cognac". Here I notice another paper, which says that the sale of beer is prohibited from 22 to 12. You can’t drink beer, but vodka!! to
XXX: I love my country.
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