Marriage bed - husband with wife:
Wife: “Darling, let’s play a role-playing game?
My husband: Come on.
Wife: You’re a taxi driver, and I’m a young, cute girl who’s gone, but I don’t have money to pay for the trip.
My husband: Come on.
Wife: Uncle taxi driver, I don’t have money to pay for the trip, please let me go!
Husband: Go...