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 10.07.2008
XXX: I slept in my arms with a cushion.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: in general, it all started yesterday.. well, I was wearing all day there and here, there were so many things, I went to bed early and I didn't go to the inets accordingly. and accordingly that the launch was postponed I did not know... at night I wake up from flashes of light right in the window, until my eyes become blind. The first thought: they launched it! I ran for a bowl to the kitchen to protect myself from crabs) and in general I stand on the balcony with a bowl, looking through the eyes of a herd of crabs) (flakes somewhere every 10-15 seconds). And I get a frightening thought: what if it all disappeared somewhere? Well, and so quickly I go out to the internet to read about the end of the world and read that the collider will launch in August.. the heart so immediately relieved and I with a calm thought that it is only aliens I go to sleep) bowl naturally with me)))
YYY: Copec...what were the blasts?
XXX: The storm has begun.
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