There are two former friends, Vitya and Zhenya. One of them, Zhenya, was sleeping with another’s wife. After his divorce he married her. Drunk, he confessed everything.
“Vitya,” he says, “forgive me, friend, but while you were married, I was fucking your wife. Forgive me. I forgive.
He replied calmly, not surprised at all:
"The question is not, friend, that you fuck her when we were married. The question is who is fucking her now.
The eyes of the hero-lover Woman rolled on the forehead. I understood that Vitya was right in asking the question... And that it is not yet known who was more lucky.