xxx: I look here at the first page of the newspaper, which now lies in the kitchen. Big title: "The most popular Russian actress Svetlana Hodchenkov" - and even bigger photo of her. Who is that, damn damn? The first time I see her. A little above her head is another title: "The secret of people's love for weather forecasts has been revealed." What?? What a secret? What kind of love? What kind of people?
Don’t read Soviet newspapers before lunch.
Hm, there are no others.
Do not read any of them.