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 30.01.2013
I remember in 2010 worked at one factory in the city of N, where this crash occurred.

The director of the factory took me with me to a presentation of the ERP (Enterprise Resource Planning) system of the enterprise level as a person, though a little familiar with computers. Everything went well, there was a projector and funny slides in front of us. At the most responsible moment of the price announcement, I was asked to leave.

Exactly 12 minutes later, the director runs out with a stinking face and says, “Let’s go for a million and a half dollars.” But this is not the end.

A few days later, the director shared the idea that no one would allow himself to fuck and he already has a plan: he will call a familiar programmer from Moscow and he will write him a full ERP at the factory level, 700 employees, 3 workshops and 4 warehouses + accounting + finance + analysts + cuts differently for....

And he said to me, “And you will help him"!!!! to
I retired from the factory within a week.
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