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 02.02.2013
Checking the mail through the web interface, I paid attention to the tiny advertisement of Yandex-Direct: "Buy a test scraping machine, other confectionery equipment, bla-bla-bla..." I remembered that the day before I looked at the Yandex market some products for baking. He went to the search engine of Yandex and scored in the search line of toxic poisonous substances strains of bacteria, immediately switched to the mail window and updated the page. The direct advertisement was also updated and issued: "February 9, the evening of the mud song" in Moscow, 19:00, the restaurant "Kalina Red". The stars are singing for you!
There is an artificial intelligence with a bright associative side and corrosive sarcasm. The future has already arrived!
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