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 03.02.2013
A boyfriend was there before the wedding. He studied in Fitzgerald. I asked him to tell a romantic story about how he met his wife. He tells:
I watched the movie “Angels and Demons.” There was a reversed phrase of the type "Antimatter cannot be touched with matter, otherwise it will be a boom." I smiled a little, half the room looked at me like a shit. And then someone knocked me back on the shoulder, I turned around - a girl, like a sympathetic, says: "This container has no idea that the magnetic field is also matter." Then she offered to read about Penning’s Trap. So now she sits and scatters her teeth that her sister during the film did not shy away to sit down to me and discuss the problems of modern physics.
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