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 06.02.2013
I met a girl for 3 years. Now we are 21, and naturally all three years have no place to have sex. I always have one of my parents at home. And she has a 13-year-old sister, whose schedule of circles and classes hangs on the refrigerator. This is the only time the apartment is empty, and what we actually use.
That is, does it work? Are we a couple who have a timely schedule of sex for the whole week, and it hangs on the parent’s refrigerator?! to
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