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 11.07.2008
I found my husband in a laundry.

The real story of my friends.

Ordinary single mom. The only son, very painful, at birth

I was injured, something was damaged, something was wrong, something was wrong.

The nervous system. The doctors warned that the child should not worry.

Only positive emotions. The son grows up and asks about his father. Mother

I came up with the story that dad is an intelligence officer, now on the task. The Son Requires

Details, and my mom invented, so it gets a multi-series

The story. The son is not allowed to throw away the old costume of the ex-husband, so

The costume is a legend. My son is 5 years old. One day he walked.

Near the house, Mom looks at him from the window, work to the evening. Suddenly son

He disappears from sight for a moment, then runs home and is excited.

She cried, “Mom, I found my dad.” His mother reassured him, but he did not listen.

shouts, “Papa is wounded, he is lying there, we need to pick him up,” and pulls

Mother on the street. His mother can’t calm him, she goes out with him. The Son

pulls her to the nearby washing machine - there is the usual thing: a drunk dirty man lies

The bomb, the face beaten, but alive, moves. My mom is trying to get

The child, but the one close to hysterics: “This is a wounded dad.” and child

cannot worry. Mom decides to bring the bomja home, may be to feed,

until the child calms down to go to bed, then take a bomb, and in the morning

Tell the son that the father has gone to work again. They both raise.

Bob, he is gentle, something washes, but slowly goes. brought him home.

Mother says to her son, "Now Daddy is going to wash, then dinner, but he can be disturbed.

You can’t, so go to bed.” But the son is still close to hysterics:

“No, I’ll be with my dad.” Together they take him to the bathroom, Mom somehow

clothes the bomzh, pushes him into the bath, includes a cold shower. Bohemian

He does not understand anything, but under a cold shower he comes back a little,

Something bursting. Mother tells him, “Moses, then you will talk.” In this

At the time, the son pulls the ex-husband's suit into the bathroom: "Daddy, dress up." Bohemian

He comes back slightly, he doesn’t understand anything. Mother says to the bomb:

“Change your clothes and don’t ask anything.” The boy pulls a bomb into the kitchen:

“Mommy, Daddy wants to eat.” Mother is forced to bring food. Son enthusiastic

He puts a piece of bomb. The gods eat, gradually recovering. Mother

He tries to put his son to sleep, but he demands that his dad sleep next to him. Mother

forced to lie on the floor, herself in a half-sleep guard, as if something

not thrown out. In the morning the same story: the son leads the guest to the bathroom, gives the mother

She shaves him and feeds him for breakfast. He no longer looks like a guest.

BOMJOM: sleepy, washed, shaved, in a good suit - looks pretty

and decent. At the moment, the guest tries to find out. Mother

It explains. Then the guest leaves, giving an honest word to his son that he needs it.

Do a small assignment, and he will definitely come back by evening. and

I really returned. But I came in the car with flowers for my mom.

The story was quite ordinary. He is зам. A very large director.

He got divorced and started drinking. After another drunk, he retired.

He does not remember how he found himself beaten in the wash.

They now live in a good family and have a second son. The first son is strong.

He is now eight years old and tells everyone that his father had previously worked in the

After being injured, he now works in the factory.
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