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 09.02.2013
My faithful man has a terrible mess on the table all the time. What was not there: and wires, and spare parts from phones, and all kinds of lighters, and even a almost empty package of chips, which has been undernourished for several months.
It’s his table and I don’t touch it. One day my nerves didn’t stand and I decided to sit down on the table. She wiped out the dust, which there was immeasurably, placed spare parts on boxes, papers in a stack, a pack of chips thrown into the garbage.

The faithful comes. He thanked for the dust wiped out...and stated that everything was not so. And what do you think? He dispersed everything in places as it was in order of disorder. A thief in a thief. Moreover, he insulted stating that the chips did not eat. Therefore, he took the package out of the garbage and placed it in a ‘legal place’. I am in shock...
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