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 13.02.2013
The use of lead. My girlfriend told me. I signed the story, but the core story left as it is.

So, there is a guy living in Moscow... well... let it be Stepan. Stepan has a hunter named Phil. This dog is a pretty cheerful chocolate-colored cattle on high legs. Once in the clinic, Stepan saw a dog owner with the same breed. They talked, word for word - Stepan went to put his Phil on the rabbit. Well, if the dog developed its hunting essence and in general - the dog is useful. At Phil's base, they "put on a rabbit", trained and Phil even caught a real rabbit to the owner. Take, say, master of the prey, the tea is not in vain to break your bread. Summer and autumn passed quickly, Stephanie once again drove three times to the base - Phil was happy. Winter has arrived. In winter, the base does not work - Stepan and Phil walk through the park. He removed Stepa from Phil's lead, and he smoked, and began to look at young mothers. Suddenly, he hears — screams, whispers, screams and general alarm. So far away, you can’t see the trees. Stepa continues to smoke until Phil appears in front of him. Phil holds a small dog with his teeth in a bright combination. The dog desperately whispers and lets the rays of diarrhea in all directions. Phil holds a small puppy. While Stepa was thinking what to do, a small puddle - a shake and consciousness loses. Phil throws the calf on the snow and awaits a congratulation from the owner for the successful hunt. Stephanie at this time receives a leash from the flying mistress of a small dog and plants the lady on the machine with a swallow in a swallow. Surviving from the whisper of the lady, a small puppy boldly bites Phil for the straw and all in diarrhea throws on the hands of the hostess.

The outcome of this epic battle: Stephanie has been living with her little girlfriend for the third month, Phil catches a little girlfriend and brings her home, and they and Julie are best friends. All are happy. It’s like a woman too ;) (c) MVE
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