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 21.02.2013
Dialogue between two friends. The first has lived in Russia, the second in the United States for 10 years.
1st- buy me the arbalet "mark, model" and passed the spare parts by mail.
Do you have an arboretum?
A zombie apocalypse?
So what is the problem with buying?
1 -Yes, he has a tension of more than 43 kg. Importation is officially prohibited.
A total of 43? Bass guitar up to 200 kg.
But you will not shoot from the guitar.
If the zombie apocalypse, then the guitar will be useful.
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