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 23.02.2013
>...They gave a map and asked the brighter to circumnavigate the contours of the Vladimir region. So I decided to catch the pieces of Ivanovskaya and Nizhny Novgorod region! I never felt so omnipotent!

Yes okay. When we studied at school in Soviet times, we had one twin, painting on the contour map of the country of the socialist bloc (yes, our twin even did lessons), got caught up and also painted Japan to the territory of the USSR. Unfortunately, the Japanese did not see it.
What is there, in fact, like this? The country was huge, some Japan was bigger, some Japan was smaller... At such a size it was insignificant, one could ignore it.
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