by waldschmidt:

Discussed yesterday the subject of the addiction of Alexander the Macedonian to undiluted guilt
So among the Greeks who diluted wine with water, Alexander the Macedonian was considered to have abused the chromium drink.
What about Alexander, Greek? Grandfather is in.
“Well, yes,” I confirm, thinking that if I talk about the Macedonians, it will confuse the grandfather even more.
The Greek? Strange, and the name is Jewish – Macedonian.

He barely stumbled.)