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 26.02.2013
call to the office.
The girl:
Would you like Ivan Ivanovich? We agreed a meeting, I’m waiting at the parking lot.
I am :
On what question? - Convulsively thinking what to do, since Ivan Ivanovich is on a business trip at the other end of the world, and the parking lot is under the window.

In a personal matter. and pause. It is love...

Oh... the love? clearly. "I tactically cuddle, thinking that I can't help here, even in the name of love. You see...

“No, you didn’t understand that, it’s Love, Love of Petrov from car insurance!

Ivan Ivanovich then appreciated.
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